Boring lives suck.
You wait all week to get a couple days off from work and your boring ass life dictates that you do jack shit with your time. If I had worked at least I would have had something to do.
Well I finally bit the bullet and got around to smoking some dope on the weekend.
I got together with a friend and got it all planned out. We'll rent some movies, buy some pizza and smoke some dope.
So my friend and I start watching 'Harold and Kumar ...' and light up our first joint. He takes all of 4 drags and claims to be pleasantly high. I finish the joint off and feel nothing.
I smoke a second joint, still nothing.
Third. Nothing.
Fourth. Nothing.
What am I? Some kind of mutant who can't get high. I wait this long to finally try it and after smoking 4 joints I still feel nothing.
At least the movies wern't half bad. We watched the aforementioned 'Harold ...' as well as a movie called 'Casual Fridays' which is a bunch of clips from incredibly horrible tv spliced together to form 90 minutes of hilarity. We also watched 'Appleseed' which was a rather interesting anime film.
Can't wait till next weekend. Maybe I'll just get shit-faced drunk and pass out in a gutter somewhere. That'd be an interesting story.
Wouldn't it?
2 comments:
That would be an interesting story. I don't get high off of dope either. Sucks doesn't it?
as of this moment, if you were buying, I'd join you.
cheers¡ (with a declaimtion point)
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